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The things kids say (on an airplane)

April 13, 2011 by Mariana

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Yesterday we flew from Virginia to Texas. Flying with the girls is always fun. Hehe. I pulled out my iPad and took down some of our conversations on the plane… all this before we even left the ground!

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Maya was looking impatiently out of the big windows at the airport.
Maya: It sure is wet out there. Are they washing the planes or something?
Me: No, not exactly.
Maya: Then where is all the water coming from?
Me: Um… (trying not to laugh) It’s raining!

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IMG_20110412_132044Maya was asleep before the plane even left the gate. Maura, on the other hand…
Maura: Mama, are we going to the Magic Kingdom?
Me: I told you, we’re going to Texas.
Maura: Not the Magic Kingdom?
Me: Nope.
Maura: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Maura: It’s not a surprise?
Me: No.
Maura: Why NOT? I loooove the Magic Kingdom.
Me: I know. Me, too. We were just there a few weeks ago.
Maura: That’s okay! We can go again.
Me: Sorry, we’re going to grandma’s.
Maura: Aww, man.

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The plane taxi’d out of the gate, and then stopped for a few minutes. Traffic on the tarmac. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught Maura taking off her seat belt.
Me: What are you doing?
Maura: Taking off my seatbelt. We wanded.
Me: No, baby. We haven’t even lifted off yet.
Maura: Oh, yeah. I knew that.

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As we were waiting, we looked out the window at the other planes in front of/next to us.
Maura:
Can we switch to that green airplane out there? It’s a pretty color. I wike it.
Me: No, we have to stay on this plane if we want to go to Texas.
Maura: Where is that pretty green one going? (Aer Lingus)
Me: Somewhere far, far away. Another country, I think. (Ireland)
Maura: Oooh, that’s okay! I want to go der! Please, mama?
Me: Maybe next time.
Maura: Aww, man.

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Still waiting. Maura insisted on pulling down her tray table.
Me: You can’t do that, we’re about to depart.
Maura: I neeeed to. Or I’m going to spill my juice.
Me: You don’t have any juice.
Maura: I know THAT! The lady is going to bring me some later, and if I don’t put the table down I’m going to spill it.
Me: Okay, so you can put the tray down when she comes.
Maura: Noooo, I need it NOW. What if she comes and I’m not ready?
Me: Sigh.

Like I said, flying with the girls is always FUN! 🙂

What funny things do your kids say?

Filed Under: Family, Life Tagged With: Flying, Maura, Things kids say

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  1. Ann Williams says

    April 13, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    I love it! My girls are the same way with all their cute commentaries!
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  2. renee says

    April 14, 2011 at 10:58 am

    lol sounds like a long interesting flight!

  3. Tracy says

    April 14, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    “We wanded” —- Awh!!! LOL. So cute. I miss when my kids would say such funny things. It happens occasionally but at 12 and 9, I don’t have nearly the daily goldmine of hilarious quotes you are currently enjoying. Keep writing it down, because you do forget most of them.

    Okay, I got one from my 12 y/o. This was a few weeks ago – he was watching the news (he likes CNN/current events/politics — better than video games, right?… Right?… lol.)

    I walked into the room and he said, “Hey Mommy – I just heard on the news that the prettier the face, the higher the I.Q… You must be super smart.”

    I’m still not sure if he’s just buttering me up so I buy him a new iPod, but he sounded sincere 😉

  4. phxbne says

    April 14, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    that last one just cracks me up – the things kids remember about travel!

  5. Carol says

    April 14, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    I LOVE THIS!! LOL!! So funny. Girl, all of this before you even took off??! LOL! OMG.
    Carol´s last blog post ..Enjoying The National Tartan Day Parade- NYC

  6. Ana L. Flores says

    April 15, 2011 at 12:59 am

    Awww, man! jajjaja! love it!

  7. Melissa Garza says

    April 15, 2011 at 10:06 am

    en verdad gracias por esto !!
    me reii muchoo ..

    en verdad qe si es divertido viajar con las nenas!

    saludos
    Melissa Garza´s last blog post ..melsgarza- @ohMariana Ohhh !! es verdad lo olvide ! -P How are you

  8. Patty says

    April 15, 2011 at 11:30 am

    I love each little conversation. The why can’t we go to Disney one is priceless 🙂
    Patty´s last blog post ..Exploring My Hometown with New York City Vacation Packages – Part I

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    May 2, 2011 at 11:01 am

    […] Another lovely flight with my daughters. Read about the things kids say… on an airplane. […]

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